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Independent AI-assisted political satire
The Starmeroids is an independent AI-assisted political satire project combining original music, videos, memes and The Weekly Wally.
It uses humour, music and visual satire to pick apart political contradictions, institutional absurdity and the gap between what politicians say and what actually happens.
Latest meme · 22 October 2026

Top bar text: “PHP security fixes released.”
Outside a modern office building on a bright, sunny day, a flamboyant salesman in a purple and red checked suit, red spotted tie, sunglasses and gold watch leans towards two security guards. He grins broadly and holds out one hand while carrying a brown briefcase.
The briefcase reads “PHP — Personal Happiness Package”, with a smiling face and the smaller promise “100% happier in 30 days!”
A sign beside the entrance reads “PHP Server”, followed by “The Contented Server Company” and “Knotty Ash, Liverpool”.
The male security guard wears sunglasses and a black vest marked “Security Patch”. He holds up an open palm to stop the salesman. Beside him, a female guard wearing sunglasses and a vest marked “Server Admin” stands calmly with her arms folded.
Behind the closed glass doors, several cheerful office workers sit at computers, talking and drinking from mugs.
A notice in the upper-right window reads “Websites powered by PHP”. Three items have green ticks: “Check version”, “Apply update” and “Restart workers”. A fourth item, “Status update pending”, has an empty dotted circle instead of a tick.
On the pavement to the right, a white sign with a large green tick reads “Patched systems keep running”.
The Starmeroids identification at the lower right reads “The Chamber Remembers. The Starmeroids.”
Bottom bar text: “Sorry, we're not buying.”
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